Here are my top ten reasons that the world needs cheese more than it thinks.
1. Goats would be less useful without their cheese we harvest from them.
2. Its the only thing that the French have going for them when they drink their wine.
3. what kind of sammich would you eat with tomato soup without grilled cheese?
4. What would we say the moon is made of? Dead white people?
5. I believe Kraft and velveeta would be out of business.
6. Its Fucking delicious.
7. It keeps homeless people from shitting themselves.
8. It should be its own currency. On the moon.
9. Bananas would taste like shit.
10. the rocky series of movies would have never been invented.
There you have it.
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