Some people have no shame. I envy that I suppose, in a way. There's two stalls in my bathroom at work and some people have no problem at all with groaning their poop frustrations. Others have no problem just blowing the toilet up. Worse than in movies! I can't do that, because people know who is over there (especially if they groan) and I don't particularly want to be the guy they talk about with my noises.
In related news, some guys love to talk sports when they pee. I don't want to talk to you. I don't want to look at you. I don't want to listen to you. I don't want to acknowledge your presence. I want to pee and go back to my desk. Want to talk at my desk? Sure no problem. But not while my Dick is in my hand. I don't care about that pass last night that got intercepted. I just want the urinal to intercept my piss.
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