All hail the evil BBQ cat!

Silence

When you go to the bathroom somewhere like a workplace, you don't tend to notice little things like the fans. Our bathroom has fans that go constantly I guess for air flow. But obviously they make noise too.

Well you don't miss the fans and noise or even realize they are there until you are sitting in complete silence in a stall next to someone else.

I wish the fans were on.....

Godzilla

so today I was taking out the trash, and Murphy decided to run out the door. normally, not a big deal, because he is such a small dog that he just stops and starts smelling stuff. well of course today when I am wearing nothing but basketball shorts he decides to start running towards the front yard. there were quite a few cars driving in the street so I was worried he was going to run out there. so of course here I am, topless, chasing after him like a big white godzilla after a small little dog in my front yard. I sure hope that the neighbors and the people driving by got a good laugh out of it. luckily, he only ran to the other side of the house and he did not get near the street. I guess I need to watch more of the dog whisperer to learn how to control him better.

If the world is ending in 2012

If it does then I want to have all of November and December off to do whatever I want. I'd work the rest of three year just in case it didn't.

Groans

Some people have no shame. I envy that I suppose, in a way. There's two stalls in my bathroom at work and some people have no problem at all with groaning their poop frustrations. Others have no problem just blowing the toilet up. Worse than in movies! I can't do that, because people know who is over there (especially if they groan) and I don't particularly want to be the guy they talk about with my noises.

In related news, some guys love to talk sports when they pee. I don't want to talk to you. I don't want to look at you. I don't want to listen to you. I don't want to acknowledge your presence. I want to pee and go back to my desk. Want to talk at my desk? Sure no problem. But not while my Dick is in my hand. I don't care about that pass last night that got intercepted. I just want the urinal to intercept my piss.

Delicious.

How could you say no to these yummy sammiches?

Important question

Is selling watermelon at a fried chicken restaurant:

A) racist
B) A smart business decision

The choice is yours.