I read an article yesterday about how bears in Russia were forced to be inside clubs and bars and shit for entertainment. On top of that, a lot of the patrons would make them drink vodka. Some activist group went in and freed all of the bears from this, or so it says.
I want to know why the bears didn't go on some sort of crazy mauling spree. I mean, it's a fucking bear. And you say "yeah well you can train bears!" but when it's drunk, who knows what the fuck it will do. Who knows what the fuck I'll do when I am forced to drink vodka. I could come maul you.
But MAYBE the bears loved the vodka. I think you have to love vodka if you're in Russia. It's kind of all there is to do.
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