However I noticed something today. A couple of old ladies were in here eating while I was. I noticed that neither of them said one damn word the entire time. I came to a few possible conclusions for reasons as to why this was.
1. They think they are in the great depression where happiness, talking, laughing, or enjoying anything was strictly prohibited.
2. They are international spies. They knew I would listen to their plot to take over the free world, and foil their plan.
3. The food was so amazingly good they were left utterly speechless. I come to this conclusion because I assume anyone over the age of 70 on any given day now eats gruel.
4. They aren't used to talking with their teeth in. Maybe they got new teeth? Or maybe they didn't have teeth in and were eating like ducks. I don't see ducks talking while eating either. One interesting note here is that I almost put "dicks" and "fucks" on accident while typing "ducks" which would have drastically changed my conclusion.
5. They secretly hate each other and/or are secretly lesbians. Old lesbians who hate each other?
6. They are afraid that their information was taken by the hackers who hacked into the Sony playstation network. And they can't play call of duty online. I am sad too, old lesbians.
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