Friday's tip of the week

Don't snuggle with armadillos. They can give you leprosy.

KFC - A time to reflect

Every time I am in KFC I feel the need to post. I came here today out of sheer laziness. I didn't want to drive the jeep anywhere for lunch.

However I noticed something today. A couple of old ladies were in here eating while I was. I noticed that neither of them said one damn word the entire time. I came to a few possible conclusions for reasons as to why this was.

1. They think they are in the great depression where happiness, talking, laughing, or enjoying anything was strictly prohibited.

2. They are international spies. They knew I would listen to their plot to take over the free world, and foil their plan.

3. The food was so amazingly good they were left utterly speechless. I come to this conclusion because I assume anyone over the age of 70 on any given day now eats gruel.

4. They aren't used to talking with their teeth in. Maybe they got new teeth? Or maybe they didn't have teeth in and were eating like ducks. I don't see ducks talking while eating either. One interesting note here is that I almost put "dicks" and "fucks" on accident while typing "ducks" which would have drastically changed my conclusion.

5. They secretly hate each other and/or are secretly lesbians. Old lesbians who hate each other?

6. They are afraid that their information was taken by the hackers who hacked into the Sony playstation network. And they can't play call of duty online. I am sad too, old lesbians.

Too drunk to post

After the Bach party I've had to recoup, 2 handles and beer bongs will get you!

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They should have offered free McDoubles for everyone who showed up! That way they would have been too fat and tired to fight, but instead would have just sat around eating and becoming super unproductive.

That or guns. Yeah, guns are probably cheaper to control people. BIG guns. And a taser or two.

Or maybe some fried chicken.

Manwhiches

I ate too many sloppy joes and now I think I might hurl cause I am so full.

Japan and gamers

Its unfortunate that it's going to take over nine months to clean up the radiation alone, and who knows how much for the aftermath. And just to get the reactors either shut down or in working condition again.

I saw that gamers donated over $400,000 just in one game alone. The game Team Fortress 2 had a promotion for items in the game, and 100% would go to Japan relief.

Now maybe people just wanted the items and didn't care where the profits went, but I saw the items and I was not impressed. It was $30 for a big package of it and it was in game stuff like hats and what not. Sure, for people who are obsessed with the 100% completion of a game would want it no matter what. But I am inclined to believe it was for the Japan benefit.

Power steering

Driving without power steering is like playing a game on hard mode. It's doable, but you are noticeably at a disadvantage.

I have decided for now to drive without it. The guy at the repair shop said if I keep putting fluid in that it could mess up my belt because it is spraying out on it.

Also driving with fluid and it randomly going out is in my opinion worse than knowing that every turn will be a bitch.

Oh yay Monday

A potential good thing is I may be off Friday for Easter. I don't know yet but I'll find out when I go to work. I hope so!!!!

You've got a customer!!!

I am here eating lunch again at kfc because it's close and I don't feel like walking anywhere else. But this time Its slow? Weird. Also I was told if you come say you've never had a double down before they give you one for free which turns out is not true, so I had to buy one. Not that good really, I love bread too much.

Anyway it was just me and this other guy who was sitting across the restaurant, and someone else walked in and no one was behind the counter. The lady stands there for about 20 seconds and the guy who was in here already yells "YOU HAVE A CUSTOMER!!!!" and it scared the shit out of me because who the fuck yells randomly like that? I wanted to yell "YOU'VE GOT AIDS!!!!" because by the look of him I would figure he did but I thought better of it since it might not be Aids it could be just Herpes. And I didnt want to look like a liar.

Kfc

When I worked there, doing $2k a day was a busy day. Like REALLY busy.

I walked over there to eat lunch today so that I wouldn't have to bother putting in even more power steering fluid into my jeep, which is like pouring liquid money onto the ground basically since the leak is so bad now a quart is lasting me one trip.

Anyway, kfc was pretty hopping at 1 pm. They have a lot of new options and good marketing, it looks like they are getting their act together. Have day specific deals so when you go in something is on special. The food was actually decent too. Would like to know how much they do nowadays over there. And following the band wagon, they have $5 meal deals every day like subway and other places, like I think quiznos.

It was good enough that I would actually consider eating there again soon, when it isn't the best option within walking distance.

Dinner

Chicken tonight, holla!!

Jersey Shore

I have it on good authority that mountain lions LOVE jersey shore. And Jews.

Car troubles

I think cars know that I hate them and that they should just work for me. I have 2 barely working vehicles that I need to get to work every day and they act up I believe out of spite. Here's to hoping that the jeep comes through and starts working better soon.

A flurry of updates

Some are from today and some are from the past week that I didn't realize weren't updating. Crazy app.

However good weekend ahead, biggest thing is to clean house and mow the lawn, can't complain!

Uploads failing

I am using an app on my phone for my posts and some I just realized are failing. I am able to push some through to post now. Some are still being difficult. So no I am not drinking at 8:30 on a Friday. Not that I am above that, but I unfortunately have to work.

Fridays tip of the week

Never trust a fart.