Monday, February 28, 2011
Friday, February 25, 2011
Friday, February 18, 2011
Friday's tip of the week
Here is Friday's tip of the week:
If you drink a blue ocean water from sonic today, then tomorrow your poop will be green.
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Man test
You go to a public bathroom and there are 3 urinals lined up next to each other on one wall. You are the only person currently in the bathroom. Which urinal do you go to?
1 | 2 | 3
SPOILER ALERT!
YOU DO NOT GO TO NUMBER 2. YOU GO TO NUMBER 1 OR 3!!!!
If you chose #2 there is a 97% chance you're gay. You are banking on the chance that someone will come in after you and have to pee right next to you.
No meat gazer is going to be checking out my pole, I will just go pee in the stall.
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Monday, February 14, 2011
Sunday, February 13, 2011
Been a while
Since my last update. Went to San Antonio for a Scentsy thing for the wife then stayed a couple nights at Landon's. We had a great time and now were home.
Can't wait for the back to stop hurting!!
Monday, February 7, 2011
Back to the paper
Back feels a little bit better. And I've got 2 four hour meetings today and tomorrow. Yay?
Sunday, February 6, 2011
Today
Woke up feeling better from my cold, so started cleaning house and I bent over to pick up a load of laundry and somehow threw out my back. Most of the day I was in horrible pain. I iced it and now it's at least bearable enough for me to go to work tomorrow.
Oh, and way to go packers!
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Stupid cold
I got a bad head cold i am fighting off this weekend and I'm gonna whoop it's ass. Probably a lot of movie watching
Friday, February 4, 2011
Snow and ice
Kind of missing the ice on the roads in a way. It kept the masses from coming out which was nice when I was out on it. It's just melted enough now that the idiots are out and could slide into me. Hooray.
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
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